Witziges…

„My doctor gave me six months to live. But when I couldn´t pay, he gave me six months more“ – Walter Mattau (1920-2000), US actor

„In case of fire – exit building before tweeting about it!“

In China, the Pepsi advertisement „Come alive with the Pepsi generation“ was given a Chinese translation that promised much more: „Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.“